What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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