that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i out mim tonsoeep
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