The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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