I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
The air was thick with penises
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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