I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We're too hungover to prance.
Randomize
