hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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she pinky promised me she was 18
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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