Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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