Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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