nut hugger
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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