Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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