I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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