no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
it glows. i had to have it.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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