girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder