so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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