I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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