I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
the condom got lost in my hair
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My vagina is officially offended.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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