his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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