dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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