Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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