i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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