...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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