I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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