That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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