Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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