you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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