3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
apparently the secret to your success is patron
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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