Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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