This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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