so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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