Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Randomize
