Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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