If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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