super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its not stalking. its research.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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