We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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