I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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