She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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