sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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