she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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