Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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