I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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