operation harelip BJ is a go
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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