Your face is a jimmy john
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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