So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
this will be a night to untag.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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