So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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