went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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