Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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