I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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