Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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