I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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