Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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