i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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