that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Randomize
