I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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