My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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