can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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